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Lightweight, soft, and quietly funny — this cotton tee brings a warm, clever smile to anyone who loves dogs and a bit of scientific wit. The front artwork shows a Saint Bernard in a lab coat holding a beaker, paired with the playful line “I have a hypawthesis.” It reads casual and clever on a clean white canvas, letting the illustration and pun do the talking. Wear it while grading papers, walking the dog, or grabbing coffee with fellow science-lovers; it’s relaxed, breathable, and designed to keep its shape wash after wash.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft, year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free wear; EU 2-year warranty and safety certifications
- Prints use DTF for sleeves and neck labels, DTG for main artwork; ethically sourced materials
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Dog Scientist "I Have a Hypawthesis" T-Shirt-St. Bernard
$20.00
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft, year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free wear; EU 2-year warranty and safety certifications
- Prints use DTF for sleeves and neck labels, DTG for main artwork; ethically sourced materials
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean